29th July 2014

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Trust me.

Trust me.

20th May 2014

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Look at this gorgeous thing. Look at it! (at My Living Room)

Look at this gorgeous thing. Look at it! (at My Living Room)

16th May 2014

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…pretty much.

…pretty much.

6th May 2014

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Yassss.

Yassss.

3rd May 2014

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Boat cleaning reward.  (at Lake Lotawana, Missouri)

Boat cleaning reward. (at Lake Lotawana, Missouri)

29th April 2014

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Current status: DMV.

Current status: DMV.

28th April 2014

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There are cosplayers at my tennis club. Because of reasons.

There are cosplayers at my tennis club. Because of reasons.

28th April 2014

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Let it be known that I will, given the opportunity, eat this entire bag of PopCorners.

Let it be known that I will, given the opportunity, eat this entire bag of PopCorners.

10th February 2014

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Probably Nobody Will See This,

But it is a well-known fact that I am a fourteen-year-old boy, trapped in the body of a forty-one (for another WEEK, bitchez!) woman. Which is why it is awesome that I have a bf who shares my sense of humor.

Like, I just had oral surgery (hahaha, but NO, that’s not the joke). He’s driving home from work and called to see if I wanted soft food from Boston Market (and my sincere apologies to the ppl at The Boston Market):

Me: Aw, yeah! I LOVE a good BM.
Him: Thinking I might get some STUFFING.
Me: No stuffing for me, man. Don’t even THINK about that.
Him: Well, now I’m all consternated. And you know, consternation makes it so hard to enjoy my BM.

I just…I love him so much.

21st December 2013

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Ba-Hahahaha

  • God: I am God
  • Moses: no way
  • God: Yahweh

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