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Let it be known that I will, given the opportunity, eat this entire bag of PopCorners.
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But it is a well-known fact that I am a fourteen-year-old boy, trapped in the body of a forty-one (for another WEEK, bitchez!) woman. Which is why it is awesome that I have a bf who shares my sense of humor.
Like, I just had oral surgery (hahaha, but NO, that’s not the joke). He’s driving home from work and called to see if I wanted soft food from Boston Market (and my sincere apologies to the ppl at The Boston Market):
Me: Aw, yeah! I LOVE a good BM.
Him: Thinking I might get some STUFFING.
Me: No stuffing for me, man. Don’t even THINK about that.
Him: Well, now I’m all consternated. And you know, consternation makes it so hard to enjoy my BM.
I just…I love him so much.
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