10th February 2014

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Probably Nobody Will See This,

But it is a well-known fact that I am a fourteen-year-old boy, trapped in the body of a forty-one (for another WEEK, bitchez!) woman. Which is why it is awesome that I have a bf who shares my sense of humor.

Like, I just had oral surgery (hahaha, but NO, that’s not the joke). He’s driving home from work and called to see if I wanted soft food from Boston Market (and my sincere apologies to the ppl at The Boston Market):

Me: Aw, yeah! I LOVE a good BM.
Him: Thinking I might get some STUFFING.
Me: No stuffing for me, man. Don’t even THINK about that.
Him: Well, now I’m all consternated. And you know, consternation makes it so hard to enjoy my BM.

I just…I love him so much.

21st December 2013

Chat reblogged from i like rocks with 35,627 notes

Ba-Hahahaha

  • God: I am God
  • Moses: no way
  • God: Yahweh

Source: sabbin-bo-babbin

23rd November 2013

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Behold.

Tagged: ryekc

23rd November 2013

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When one is about to share a very expensive glass of whiskey with friends, one must naturally have a perfect ice sphere over which to pour it.

23rd July 2013

Photoset reblogged from JENNY OWEN YOUNGS with 449 notes

Source: elegantbuffalo

15th November 2012

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So it begins.

So it begins.

28th October 2012

Photo reblogged from Leave. That. Alone. with 70 notes

thedza:

elizabite:

Stormageddon is nine months! And already with this…


Man…we are fucked!

The San Pellegrino! THE FUCKING SAN PELLEGRINO! #stormylove

thedza:

elizabite:

Stormageddon is nine months! And already with this…

Man…we are fucked!

The San Pellegrino! THE FUCKING SAN PELLEGRINO! #stormylove

Source:

28th October 2012

Photo reblogged from UPPITY STUFF with 88 notes

kellydeal:

kioskkiosk:

That’s more like it! via creative time


Sorry, I just couldn’t not.

kellydeal:

kioskkiosk:

That’s more like it! via creative time

Sorry, I just couldn’t not.

Source: kioskkiosk

9th July 2012

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I Die. From Awesome. →

1st July 2012

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littleonegarcia:

Babes.

Killah. Babes.

littleonegarcia:

Babes.

Killah. Babes.